Jack has been going to a summer camp, which finishes this week. Nelly asked Jack what he wanted to write in the card to his teacher. Here’s what he instructed her to put in the card.

“Dear Mrs S, I am not a summer camp guy anymore. I’m going to spy camp to become a secret agent. It was fun and then I went to bed. Good bye Mrs S. I’m not going to see you again. The end.”

Genius.